- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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