- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is real.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

No it doesnt..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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