- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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