- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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