Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Jovan

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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