- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Knock Knock.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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