Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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