MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Black people having a Job.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A hill billy went fishing

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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