- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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