What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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