What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Anyone can post anything.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

I'm rick james bitch

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A russian gives away vodka.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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