- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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