- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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