Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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