why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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