what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Jordan is pregant

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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