Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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