guess what? bannanas

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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