- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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