what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

hola said the chinese man

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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