whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A bar walks into a man

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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