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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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