- Anti Joke

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Apple hates Blackberry.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay