- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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