- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How old is victor? Half past dead

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Cripples are lame.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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