- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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