- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

why does the man appear fat he is

Knock Knock.

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