- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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