- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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