What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

woman's lacrosse

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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