- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why did the blue berry cross the road

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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