- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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