- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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