Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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deez nuts

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Anti Joke

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