- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

I have a really funny joke.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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