- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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