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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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