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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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