What's as hard as a rock? A rock

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

why does the man appear fat he is

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

I have a really funny joke.

Cripples are lame.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Anti Joke

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