two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Anti Joke

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