Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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i saw amango it splootered

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No it doesnt..

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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