- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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