Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Anti Joke

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