Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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