- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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