This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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call me maybe.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Anti Joke

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