Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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