Hello

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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