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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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