- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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