- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Yellow People !!

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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