- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

What's one plus one? two.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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