Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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