What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Anti Joke

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