- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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