What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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silver bullet?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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