- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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