- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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