- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

9/11 my birthday

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

i'm hard

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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