Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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