how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What does? 42

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Whats funny? Your face.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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