- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Cripples are lame.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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