- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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