- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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