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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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