- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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