- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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