Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

what's funny about war? nothing!

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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