A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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