- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

aodhan hearty

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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