Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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