There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Andoni was here

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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