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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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