- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Cripples are lame.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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