what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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sky silverstein

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Knock Knock.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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I have a really funny joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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