Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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