Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Ross.

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Yellow People !!

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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