What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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sky silverstein

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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woman's rights

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Good job, son.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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