- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

I'm rick james bitch

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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