So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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alert('The Game')

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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