how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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4 hours later.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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