- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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