A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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A gay man watches football.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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