Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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