What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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