Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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