George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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your mom.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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My Boyfriend

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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