What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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time to spruce up!

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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I have a really funny joke.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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