Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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