Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Roses are red, yup.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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