Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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why girl die cancer

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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