- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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