- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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