- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

NEVER

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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