Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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