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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Feminism

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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