Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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