- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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