- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A drunk guy walks into a car

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