- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Jimmy Saville

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

kennah campion when she talks

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Cripples are lame.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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