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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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