Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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