- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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