How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Death by kayak

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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