Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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