- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

how much fish could a chicken

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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