Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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a black man pays his child support

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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