- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

homosexual rights to marriage

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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