- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

whats green and lives in the water

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