Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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