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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!