- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

i'm hard

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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