Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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