What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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My cat just died.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Cancer

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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