If you just read this, You're dead.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Andoni was here

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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