- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Your mums a potato

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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