How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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