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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

i'm hard

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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