Gustavo Andrade

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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