there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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hey justin

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Anti Joke

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