I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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