- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

hi

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??