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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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