- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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