Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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