- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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