Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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