A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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