Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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