- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Yellow People !!

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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