- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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