Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Black people in Camden NJ.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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