Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

can you pass the soap?

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

God is real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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