Why? Why not?

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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I have a really funny joke.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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