- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Dead girls can't say no.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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