I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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A dancer walks into a barre

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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