Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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