- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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