- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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