Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

God is real.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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