what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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