A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why? Because.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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