Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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