Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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