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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Andoni was here

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Gay rights.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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