Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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How many light bulbs? 1

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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