What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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