- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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