Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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