- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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