- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

why did the blue berry cross the road

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead