WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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