- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

how man

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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