An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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why does the man appear fat he is

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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time to spruce up!

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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