- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Get on the boat.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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