- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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