- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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You know what's funny? Rape

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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