- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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