- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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