- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

You know what's funny? Rape

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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