- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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