What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Cripples are lame.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

The american education system.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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