- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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