- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Dwight Howard

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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