shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Boxing on Boxing Day

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Golf.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Matthew Baker

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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