What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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. . I am a whale

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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