Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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I am a mime

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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