What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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