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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

what looks like a banana? a penis

a irish man walks past a bar

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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