Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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