i saw amango it splootered

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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