Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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