- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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