- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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