Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

I have a really funny joke.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Fat? Jesse Z

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Yes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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