- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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