- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

womens rights

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Go away still nothing to see

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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