- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

I'm Polish.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Once upon a time a was born

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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