why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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