What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

men's rights activists

Yellow People !!

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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