- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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