- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Cancer

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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