- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

A American seeking into mexico

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

CAVE JOHNSON.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Kevin and Ramin

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