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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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