- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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