A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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