Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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