- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Womens rights

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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