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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

noah is a scrub jungle

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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