- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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