- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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