- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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