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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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