- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

You know what's funny? Rape

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Communism hehe xd

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

I think everybody should have a penis.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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