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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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