- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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