- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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