- Anti Joke

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.