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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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