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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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