Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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