Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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