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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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