Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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