- Anti Joke

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

time to spruce up!

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.