Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Hail Hitler

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Anti Joke

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