roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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All of these jokes are about white people

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Anti Joke

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