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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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