So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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