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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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