what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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civil rights

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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