Roses are red Violets are blue classic

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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