A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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