Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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