- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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