Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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