Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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