Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Anti Joke

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