- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Allah walked into AK Bar

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.