What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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You are joking right?

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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David Cameron

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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