- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

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