- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Cripples are lame.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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