- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

God is real.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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