- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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