- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Roses are red Im adopted

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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