- Anti Joke

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Obama lin Baden.