Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Jimmy Saville

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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