whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

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