- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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