Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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And you honored it I see :P

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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