- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Knock Knock.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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