Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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