What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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