Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Jimmy Saville

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