The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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