- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

9/11 my birthday

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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