- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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