Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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