- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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