- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Justin Bieber

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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