A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Is your refrigerator running? No.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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