Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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