- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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