Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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How old are you? 7

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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