- Anti Joke

Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.