How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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