- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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