Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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