- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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I like touching my boobs

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Wanna hear a joke? no

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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