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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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