- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Robin, get in the car!

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

silver bullet?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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