- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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