- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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