- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

White men's rights

You tell me. I have amnesia.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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