When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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