Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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