A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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