Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Roses are red Im adopted

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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