- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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