how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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womens rights

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Jesus Christ

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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My cat just died.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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