- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Want to hear a joke? No.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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