Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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