what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Caroline Kelly.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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