why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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