Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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