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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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