- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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