y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Denard Robinson

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Anti Joke

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