- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

ever tried african food? they neither

I'm rick james bitch

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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