what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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