I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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a black man pays his child support

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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