- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Women's Rights

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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