Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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