Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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