Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What page are you on The gay page.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

an emo girl walked into a white room

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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