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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did John name his dog? Doggy

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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