- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

like if your cool

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

what happened to your carpool? they died.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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