- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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