i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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