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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

richard is fag

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs