What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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So a bar walks into a man...

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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