Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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