- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Robin get in the batmobile!

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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