- Anti Joke

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.