- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

David Cameron

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