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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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