You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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