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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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