- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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