- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

sky silverstein

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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