- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Knock Knock? Come in.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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