- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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