Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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