Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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