What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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