- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A woman walks into a bar.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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