- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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