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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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