- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Knock Knock.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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