If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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