An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

A man did not like this site

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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