What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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A dancer walks into a barre

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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