womens rights.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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