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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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