- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

womens rights.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

An orphan falls off a cliff.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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