- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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