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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

i saw amango it splootered

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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