What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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