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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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