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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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