- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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