What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Cripples are lame.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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