- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Knock knock. Who's there?

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

read this sentence again.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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