A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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