- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Jordan is pregant

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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