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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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