- Anti Joke

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Hello.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.