What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

i'm hard

9/11 my birthday

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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