- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

No soup for you!

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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