If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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