- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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