- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Knock knock Fuck off!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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