- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Here come the elephants over the hill!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

It's all Taggart

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