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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

guess what? bannanas

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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