How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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