- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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