Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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