- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Apple hates Blackberry.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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