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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Fat? Jesse Z

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A woman walks into a bar.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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