Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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