what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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