- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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