Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Sarah Palin.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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