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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Women outside of the kitchen.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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