- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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