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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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