- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

like if your cool

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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