- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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