- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Knock Knock.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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