- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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