i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

I think everybody should have a penis.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are red poo is poo

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How old are you? 7

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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