One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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womens rights.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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