- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

time to spruce up!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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