Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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