What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Anti Joke

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