Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Hello.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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you will like this because i am black.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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