Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Cripples are lame.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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