a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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