- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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