ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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