- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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