- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A drunk guy walks into a car

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