why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Women's rights.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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