What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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