- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

This is not a joke.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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