Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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