How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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