why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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A man did not like this site

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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