Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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