your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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