- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Brain fart

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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