- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Potassium? K.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Knock Knock.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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