- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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