Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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