What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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David Cameron

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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ur gey

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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