- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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