- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

where's mom I killed her

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