- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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