What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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