What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

You know whats annoying? Steve

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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