- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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