What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Caroline Kelly.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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