- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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