a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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