guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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