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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you ABeepSSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! slams door Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Andoni was here

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian