- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Fat? Jesse Z

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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