- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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