- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

womens rights.

why did the blue berry cross the road

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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