- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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