- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Knock knock.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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