What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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