- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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