- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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