- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Women's Rights

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Turkey Balls

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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