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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Casey Anthony kills a baby

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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