Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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