Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

will you like this joke my sources say no

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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