Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Lil Wayne

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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