"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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