The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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