- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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