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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

roses are red poo is poo

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

i'm hard

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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