Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

women's rights.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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