What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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