- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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