- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What page are you on The gay page.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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