Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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