- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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