Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What's the difference between a duck?

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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the sky is green no it is not

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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