- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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