What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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