- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A sober Irish individual.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

asians have slitted eyes lol

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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