Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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stinky boner

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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