Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Anti Joke

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