- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Knock knock... Home invasion

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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