What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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