- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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