- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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