Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Anyone can post anything.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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