- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

this website even though its hilarious.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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