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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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