- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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