- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

batman farted so hes retarded

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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