Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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