- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

I will create more jobs for americans

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

How old are you? 7

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

civil rights

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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