- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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