- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Knock Knock Come in

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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