- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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