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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Suck pussy

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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