- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Grace Ackerson

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

i wonder who made this website? a human

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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