- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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