- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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