- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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