A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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