- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

irish man drinking john smiths

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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